Friday, August 22, 2008

That's cheating

Changing the title of my posts and saying i did it is cheating and you know it stooph -.- Its like saying you're in denial. If you admit it then you're in denial, and if you deny it you're still in denial. See, cheating.

And thanks to geoff and louy i remembered today's quote o day. While on the train and discussing francis' advancement with his (imaginary) girlfriend, which did not seem to go quite well as he shaved his hair in shame (shock horror ! D:). Or maybe it did and he's just pretending. But anyway, we were trying to figure out what 8th base was, and for the record,
1st base is holding hands
2nd is making out
3rd (thanks to fong) is seeing her naked
4th is getting it on.
By logical extrapolation, we conclude that 8th base is...okay i won't post it here because i'll get flamed >_>

Anyway, the quote the quote. While on 3rd base, oj somehow managed to bring vinno into the equation...
OJ:"Hmm, i bet vinno's been to third base many times."
Hungy:"The change rooms don't count oj."
OJ:"Well, i was more thinking like porn, but okay whatever works."
Come to think of it, how does that work? Maybe he's implying that vinno works in porn movies. guess we'll never know :\

Now for the obligatory bill joke of the day (since its so rare and you know he's awesome):
The master says:
"One day, i and pi were having an argument.
so i says to pi:'You're not being rational!'
to which pi says to i:'Get Real!' "

If you don't get it, chances are your vce enter prospects are not very good.

Gawd that was a long blog. And stooph whered your rant go? o.O

5 comments:

chewy said...

trust bill to come up with that joke (speaking of which i saw him at east donny bus stop ~1030 on thurs...XD)

...and trust OJ to comment about, of all things, pr0n...

Anonymous said...

BILL <3

Anonymous said...

LOL THAT'S AN AMAZING JOKE

hm kath needs to see your definition of bases, i think hers is kind of different

Unknown said...

lol bill and his maths jokes ==" drinking and deriving...lol...

Anyway. Well, we were talking about sex. And Vino and sex are linked. And porn and Vino are linked. How could I not comment? You suck, Chris.

Anyway. Wasn't there also a quote about stealing bases?

Anonymous said...

you guys are a bunch of novices!
1st base = french kiss
2nd base = grabbing a hold of the mountains
3rd base = blowjob
home run = sex

there aren't 8 bases in baseball you twits