Sue me.

I felt bored and have a compulsive impulse to write something really bad, so here goes.

Today, mahjohn n friends (henry/whats his face........stupid tall lanky guy....oh yeah, matt!) were selling the sausages at lunchtime, so seeing as we're friends, we (Me/kev/long/xile and others) approached them with the intent of getting "free samples". A short while later....
Vinno:"Did you get free sausages?"
Kevin:"Err...sort of."
Vinno:"Sort of?"
Hungy:"We had to bribe john." (imagine that >_> look)

Note: Xile did get those free sausages, since he's really cool and has all sorts of contacts. no luck for the rest of us though :\

If i ever sell sausages, remind me to not give above named people free sausages, those stingy bastards.