Friday, November 13, 2009

Blah blah

end of exams for 99% of homos blah blah and 99% of the rest of you. Everyone loves tasmania jones and hates voxi and blah blah blah i really can't be bothered since i was supposed to go and post this up to celebrate end of chem but ended up going to lan and cod 6 and it was good so i went and got it today and was playing that for a while now i'm tired and cbs and argh....ceeeeeebs.

Damn i screwed up my life.

And its STILL not over yet. Goddamn.

So Nixon and I ended up debating about the characteristics of white people yet again, and then as always it turned out like:
Hungy:"White people suck. You have people like....greening."
Nixon:"He's not white, he's asian."
Hungy:"What!? We don't want him. He's not asian he's white, he even says so himself."
Nixon:"Well, does he look white to you? We don't want him either, just because he's trash doesn't mean you can dump him on us."
Hungy:"Well, fine. He can be...uh, Korean then."
Nixon:"Yeah okay."

And to the rest of you who haven't finished, I feel your pain...and probably for a whole lot longer than you guys will be feeling it :(

On a brighter note, VCE is over! Wheeeeeeeew!
Until the results come out that is. Oh shit.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

OHH YEAHHH

HEY PEOPLE :D

I don't know, this seems a bit early but since ill be going to hk jp soon... i'd like some plane letters/parcels? :D

THE BEST ONE WILL GET THE BEST PRESENT (School friends will get one anyway :] )

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The Revival

As you may or may not have noticed, Kegs has updated his blog for the first time in about 10 months, which is the same as the time since I last started playing navyfield. yes i'm sad and back to playing 2d battleships. Point is, we bring you this special triple fizix trio update today since Kegs decided to revive the comic and stuff.

Yes he posted on his blog already since i was lazy, but well its not my fault. Besides, you'd rather see it here than having to click on 'the other idiot's blog' right? Right? And besides, everybody loves super special triple editions.

Anyway, a quick rehash on our heroes since we last saw them.

And now, the latest adventures of our heroic fizix trio, composed of the great leader Hungy, the idiotic Kegs, and the pandaren...well, Panda.
Firstly, a little commentry on how people work:

Work as in...work, you know?

Next up is exam study technique. We can all see which is the best method here:


Pwn noobs and still win? That sounds like a deal to me.

And you lot down in the 4square courts will undoubtly remember this discussion. As always, Kevin volunteers to be the test subject due to public consensus.


Hope you enjoyed this special edition. And also, Kevin you owe me some oreo brownies.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Why don't you just sodomize me now, far out.

Biology exam.. wow. WOW. You could not have fallen further from.. well I don't know what from but you can just suck my god damn CORK. yeah, thats right cork.

What in god's name possessed you to be this fkn retarded? DO YOU JUST WANT TO RAPE ME NOW? BECAUSE HELL, AFTER THAT SHIT YOU DISHED OUT I'M ALL FOR IT. GOD. FUCK YOU.

Explain the process of binary fission. EXCUSE ME? EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?! WHERE IN THE STUDY DESIGN DOES IT TALK ABOUT THAT?! MORE TO THE POINT GET YOUR ASS HOLE "CHIEF EXAMINER" TO REVISE THE FAGGOTRY OF A BOOK "NATURE OF BIOLOGY"

N. O . B. YEAH you're a fkn nob. ASSHOLE.

I mean give me questions like this shit
"PATIENT X (For Xtremely gay no doubt)" HAS BREAST CANCER. WHUR DUR DUR, WHAT DO YOU DO?!

It was horrid. I was like oh shit, this is dumb
questions like:
"so and so said humans were at the high of controlling the environment"
DOES THAT MEAN NATURAL SELECTION WILL NOT OCCUR IN HOMININS
im like..
durrr WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH. DO IT. NOW. AND TELL ME HOW THE HELL IT TASTES BECAUSE THE CRAP YOU LEFT BEHIND IN MY MOUTH AINT TASTING COOL OKAY?!

God sakes. I DONT CARE ABOUT STUPID ASS CATS WITH WHITE SPOTS AND SHIT. YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR POOR WORDING IN YOUR GODDAMNED FACE. ARGH MOTHER HELL FACKER

I WANT MY A+ GOD SAKE
I could kill somebody right now. far out. I mean questions like
THE PROBE USED FOR THE COW WITH CHS ALLELE WAS FROM TEH HUMANZ, WHAT INFERENCE CAN BE MADE? DUR DUR DUR. THEY'RE THE SAME FKN CODE?! JEEZ I DONT KNOW?! WHY DONT YOU JUST SLAP ME.

EDIT!!! BLARAHWAR

"Stoobi says (7:42 PM):
*hopeuflly ._.
*oh man
Stoobi says (7:43 PM):
*i didnt sleep at all last night
*right
*so iw as up at 5
*working
*and when i napped before
.charles says (7:43 PM):
*LOLOL woah
Stoobi says (7:43 PM):
*i felt so tired my arms and legs went limp
.charles says (7:43 PM):
*serious?
Stoobi says (7:43 PM):
*and i got worried
*that i was dying or something
*coz i had a stomach ache as well
*so id randomly fling my arms and legs around
*just to see if they were still working"

yes.. all in a days work

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Whoopdedo

3 days into exam mode, and I'm already failing this study thing. Have done little study all day, played GBA games all day, stayed up to 2 to wait for DtB2 to DL and watched it, and well, generally fail and studying. Exams are hard.

I was going to write this up the otherday (english) but I forgot. Its by Henry again:
Henry:"Hey how much is it to get a blazer pocket emblazoned?"
John:"Whoa man...school's like...finished and now you want your pocket emblazoned?"
So Henry was asking around two weeks after the last official uniformed day. Aint he cool?

zzz.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Alright alright:

See I wasn't originally going to write this up, much less publish this, as A)I just finished english for life, B)Stooph already posted something and its rude (okay don't hurt me) to push someone's newly published post down the blog and C)I still don't have a quote, but since everyone else (i.e. Steve) seems to be writing exam postmorten comments and I really, really don't want to have to do spesh since darker than black 2-4 still isn't out (make them htfu charles) and like...I dunno, I felt like I owe you, dear reader something for not writing anything on the day you needed me the most, yesterday, yes I actually feel obliged to write something for you lot. Who am I kidding.

Righto, lets get to the point: English:
Problems:
#1: Ctrl-Alt is not a real online journal. Nice one VCAA, the closest thing to Ctrl-Alt is the webcomic Ctrl-Alt-Delete, which actually happens to have a user named Voxi.
#2: Voxi is genderless. I mean, sure I practised writing analysis where I referred to the writer as 'the writer' the whole time, but that doesn't mean you should make it a pain up the rear for us to go about an already annoying task.
#3: Voxi, YOU SUCK at persuading people. Mr. Bryant agrees.
Overall, not too bad. Apparently context prompt was reused from a sac we had before which I missed which is a shame, not that it matters since I did shit on that sac. Kane was good though.

Spesh #1:
Problems:
Not really problems, just problems with you, Mr. Weather. I prefer if you don't make the exam classrooms so suffocatingly humid. And it was a tad on the easy side...though not that I'm complaining for exam #1.

Overall: Exam Day 1: Still alive and kicking. I think I might survive this! Though, Stooph disagrees...:\ Oh and yes I lied about the quote. Aren't you happy. Chatting with MH:
Hungy:"So, howcomes you're STILL doing english?"
Man Hin:"Cause I forgot to change out of it in week one term one..."
Go man-hin you gun you. That's all folks, stayed tuned...not really.

Sho like...

Harro, I ruv engrish so much, me ruv you rong time, me sho honry. Yes, that's right Hon-ry.

Anyway, HOWWASENGLISHEXAMINATIONKABLOOOOMSPLOOOSH!!
It was hmm... simple to say the least. Linh and I (yes, linh aka god) were chatting it up, (h) and we came to the conclusion that the people who write the language analysis section suck bulloooockks.


yeah, laziness prevails.

UHNYWAI, so I finally got around to clicking on the "two follower" link before the screen started to load to a different page, anyway.. so I get jennifer "so Juizy(??)" zhu right.. who the hell is MADELINE something-or-other, yeah I can't be bothered switching tabs just to check out her last name.

I'd also like to shay, HEY, YOU, GIRL NEXT TO ME, YEAH YOU, PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON AND STOP KICKING THEM ALL OVER THE FLOOR. FK. FK. FK YOU.