My quotes? No way

There'd be too much win to fit here in this blog, and it'll drown out of the crappy stuff already here. Anyway, olympics on tonight, parents already watching it in other room, meaning i'll be joining them shortly. Oh yes quotes, lots and lots of quotes. unfortunately i can only remember some of them, so heres what i remember:

Francis complaining about his gay night:
"Man, tonight is such a gay night. First i've got you coming to my place after school, and then i've got that gay part to go to."-Francis

I'm sure he meant every word in his heartfelt...um...declaration? Maybe confession suits it better.

Steven (the whiteboy in my class. Shame he won't know his quote made it :\) on asians:
Hungy:"Hanging out with the asians today are we?"
Steven:"That's about all you ever do at melbourne high."

And heres today's obligatory vinno quote, though it has hungy awesomeness in it to make it better. Note that ray was originally supposed to say this, but since he's an emo kid, it didn't work. Also note that i was trying to eat those crappy whiteboy instant noodles that they sell from the canteen while saying this.

Hungy:"Hmm, these noodles are so crappy, they taste like plastic. No wait, they are plastic."
Vinno:"That's the fork you idiot."

I loled.

Oh and i has new earphones. Woooooooooooo

Update: I had forgotten this one, since i had it a while ago. This is from the methods textbook, chap 7 or something, for those who want to check this. Its actually quite a genius quote:
Q: What is the fastest way of obtaining an answer?
A)"Insert some maths thing here"
B)"..."
C)"..."
D) Guessing
E)"..."

This is clearly the work of a genius.