In the Jungle:

Having landed in Johannesburger on the fine hour of 7am friday morning, Dad proceeded in wasting no time getting us whisked off to a random side-quest town called Secunda, which is Portuguese or Spanish for 2nd for whatever reason. The only reason we went there was so that he could play golf with a friend of his who came down from Zimbabwe.
By the way, the hotel/casino is literally the only building in a 50kilometre radius:



And this is what it looks like from my hotel room. Ignore the one on FB, that's was actually from the reception. Must be one the few places in the world where there's a
hotel, complete with golf course
golf course, complete with hotel in the middle of large suspicious cooling towers.


And this is how I'm getting these blogs written up: You can't say i'm not dedicated to you, dear reader.


Slept for 2 hours as soon as I got to this hotel place. Not sleeping properly for 36 hours isn't much fun at all. Also thanks for all your kind clicks on the lulz button, I hope you shall continue to support poor children in Africa in the future. The same goes for comments without saying.