Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The difference between asian and TB

Well from the phew comments I read, and by that I mean 2 lines of OJ's comment, there seems to be a rather large uncertainty about what makes an asian and what makes a TB.


WELL, ILL TELL YOU :O


(Remember, this is clearly how I interpret both of these uh.. cultures
)

ASIAN BUILD 101


Asian I think comes in a large variety.
What we have are the: White, Yellow, a hybrid build of the both and NonH,

Now if we treat the former list as more of a race we can see clear classes forming.
These include: FOB and Fluent

From here we can assign them separate jobs, Gangster, Geek, Nerd, Genius, Dumbass.

Race

Okay, now let me explain what the: Whites, yellows and hybrids and NonHs are

Whites are the asians that have grown up in a mainly western dominated life style. The ones that don't really eat rice, speak any eastern language.

Yellows mainly lead onto the FOB classes. Meaning very asian, eats rice etc.

Hybrids are more common. They can speak eastern languages and western languages, occasionally/ usually eat rice/asian food. (OH HOW CRUDE)

NonH are mixed. Nuff said.

Classes

FOBs and Fluent classes branch off into separate jobs, and sometimes more than a single occupation.

FOBs - Yeah, basically higher stamina ability to study. High study DPS. :o Good jobs are nerds and geeks. However, very low communication skills in different faction lands.

Fluent - lower ability to study. Lower dps. Good communication skills. More varied jobs available.

Jobs
CBS now... so yeah

Gangster
We all know what these area. Smokes, drugee, violent.

Job combinations
Most common combination possibility - Dumbass Gangster
Possible combinations - Genius Gangster(rare), Geek Gangster
Lowest combination possibility- Nerd Gangster


Geek
Plays too many computer games. Adept ability to use computer, configure and install things etc.

Job combinations
Most common combination possibility -Nerd Geek
Possible combinations - Geek Gangster, Geek Genius
Lowest combination possibility- Geek Dumbass


Nerd
Entails those who study too much. Stays home to study. etc.

Job combinations
Most common combination possibility - Geek Nerd, Genius Nerd
Possible combinations - Gangster Nerd
Lowest combination possibility- Dumbass Nerd

Faction

Each one of these races with its class and job are allied between two factions. The TB faction and the Non TB faction.

TB's can be distinguished by some of these factors -

-Singing and listening to songs (Jpop Kpop Cpop) that they have no understanding of whatsoever.
-Ability to dress in pinks and yellows. Fashion sense dictated by what they see in anime. Includes short skirts, japanese like style.
-Adores everything that is adorable
-Watches Anime too much
-Reads Manga
-Goes to conventions
-Uses words like kawaii and .. I don't know anymore.


There is a higher rate for Yellows to fall into this category. You have been warned.
May include more.
Don't whinge bitches.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

highly stereotypical and generalized.
hence, lets play gb!

Anonymous said...

Two things:
1. Stooph's post; DPS? Damage Per Second?
2. Anonymous's comment; GB? Great Battle?

zomgwtfxbbq

lol the captcha is "litches"

Spcogg said...

No idea what the GB is, but dps is damage per second (to brain when studying).

Lol, this is a very systematic catergorization of asians. I am impressed.

Lets see, i'd be a...Hybrid fluently fob more than semi tb nerd geek asian D:
Am i still cool?

Anonymous said...

Lmao can't gb also stand for gunbound? Gratz stoof for an awesome post, just one more step in my quest to turn life into a massive MMORPG =p

Btw though, i was surprised there was no mention at all of sport or music here, i mean ok sport isnt that big... =.= but music is massive stat spam for some asians!

Loved it though man, post more dammmit! >3

Anonymous said...

Still cool? Hungy, you weren't cool to begin with. Asian =/= cool.

Hmm! True! GB = Gunbound! zomg.

We need to make an RPG called "Being Asian". Character stats:
Study - increases WP (Work Points) and Intelligence
Gaming - increases EP (Endurance Points) and Dexterity
Music - increases Intelligence and Dexterity
Masturbation - increases WP and EP.

Genius much?

Anonymous said...

Wtf oj Asian =/= cool >_> go die in a hole >3

Stooph said...

No. you just ripped my idea. =\

Anonymous said...

yeah what about sport and music
i don't do either but we either do one or the other most of the time

and oj you can make an RPG called 'being oj' where you get to level 80 by killing yourself repeatedly
go play IRL!

Spcogg said...

lol is anon helene by any chance?

Anonymous said...

Anon, sorry, that's already taken by Raymo. He does it for fun, too. Have you ever seen him when he grinds levels?

Spcogg said...

Oh yeah emo's have a class of their own. Maybe in the next expansion :D

Medkid said...

mann, we really should turn this into a game. we could be bloody millionaires - with all those wannabe asians out there.

it would be the next starcraft, for white kids.

Anonymous said...

thing is OJ i don't care that already been done. i just want you to die IRL. also a game which i can kill you in different ways and lvling for it is really satifying.
my ideal death for you would be crushed by a chinese tank. IRONY baby IRONY

Anonymous said...

Err. No Anonymous is NOT me. My spelling is much better. I like can also pluralize my wordS. Also...as IF I'd say IRONY baby IRONY. That's lamer than OJ himself, which is seriously saying something. NOW GTFO ANONYMOUS.

Spcogg said...

Oh wow helene actually visits this place. I do apologize for mixing you up with someone who has such er...outdated expressions.

Now lets see...who else hates oj...oh. How could i forget. Raymo kid is that you? (might be getting full of myself here by assuming raymo comes D:) Wiat can't be. Raymo doesn't say IRL. Who says IRL all the time....mong?

Stooph said...

Why would helene say GTFO, when it is clearly my post and hungy/my blog? YOU GTFO.

Anonymous said...

Crushed by a Chinese tank...nope, I don't see the irony. Crushed by a French tank would be ironic. Or an Italian one. That's a fucking ironic. Well. If they crushed you advancing forwards, at least.