To all the assholes who made me run:

Thanks, you guys just made my day. Now my head hurts and i have a cold and i still have to write this for you ungrateful lot. And oh god my leg hurts. That was 5k's damnit, and do i look like a freaking tank who can run for 5k's? Well i did, and then you faggots came up and made me sprint the last 200metres. All of that got me 194th place, and my head still hurts. Thanks a bunch.

Well, on the plus side, i guess i might be able to wag school tomorrow. Yey.

Anyway, for the lack of quotes, i'm going to try something new today. Instead of quoting quotes that people say, on a given day i'll follow someone around, and then put all the things he/she/they say together to something resembling a quote or conversation, with their permission of course (Or lack of objection). Today's belong to vinno/kevin with guest appearances by ray and me:

Quote hungy proudly presents: A day in the life of MHS Cross Country (Prepare for epicness)

Kevin:"Hello."
Vinno:"Hello."
Kevin:"Henry i love you."
Vinno:"Its steve."
Kevin:"Oh...whoops. Did you know its almost henry's birthday though?"
Vinno:"Yeah, lets give him a big birthday present."
Kevin:"Like, b*******?" (I think that's how many letters it has. Use your imagination. Clue is its a jap word)
Vinno:"Yeah! We'll all do it and then give it to him in a jar."
Kevin:"Hah, he'll be like, omgwtf mayonnaise? And then...."
Vinno:"Hmm, you know what's better than m************" (clue: Causes blindness)
Kevin:"What?"
Vinno:"M*********** against the wind!"
Kevin:"Hmm, it'll be like this:" *Makes gesture with hands* "Then splat!" *Makes another gesture*
Vinno:"I need to pee now. I'm going to go pee over there."
Ray:"Ewwwwwww! Okay lets go do it."
*Much lolz later, vinno is on top of kevin and they're rolling on the ground together*
Kevin:"Okay vinno just hold still i'm about to get a hard on."
Vinno:"Hmmm, Kevin your legs are very hairy. What do you do with all that hair?"
Kevin:"So i can headbutt you with my hairy head."
Vinno:"Which head?" (I didn't get this one the first time round. Again, use your imagination."
Kevin:"Argh okay fine. Just hold my viola for a sec." (Or was it a violin?)
Vinno:"Why?"
Hungy:"If you do it, Kevin will love you forever and ever."
Vinno: *Picks up viola* "Kevin, love me forever and ever and marry me!"
Kevin: "Ahhhh what are you doing with the viola!"
Vinno: *trys to making it beneath his blazer, ends up making humping motion* "Neghhhhhh!" (I dunno, just imagine a straining sound)
Kevin: *Runs up and pulls the viola case strap between vinno's legs* "hah!"
Vinno: "Ahhh what are you doing!" *Motions at a nearby pole* "lets all hump this pole."
Kevin: "Okay." *The two of them hump the pole* (And live happily ever after)
~Fin~ (End epicness)

Disclaimer: Quotes are most likely not in chronological order.

Wheew that turned out a whole lot larger than i expected, just like a play :O (I remembered more of their gay antics than i liked :S) and since they'll probably object to me showcasing their other side soon, read it before they spam me to take it off.