Friday, September 19, 2008

No more school=...

More bludge, more homework, more cbs and more sleep (yay)

I had my haircut today, and boy was it a traumatizing experience. let me relate to you hungy's adventures and epic quest for a haircut, told by hungy himself.
Today i was instructed by mum to get a haircut, but i kinda forgot about it in the morning which resulted in me trying to scab money off various people, having discovered that the emergency stash of cash i keep has somehow disappeared. After begging and busking and pawning kevin's viola away, i managed to scrounge up $15 and proceeded on the perilous quest to find some povo hairdresser who would cut my hair for such a meagre sum.
30 minutes later after walking for countless miles i was unable to stumble upon some poor unsuspecting barber who would cut my hair for cheap, and so another $5 was to be procured (with help from wensi) so that i could go and get hair cut at some proper asian hairdressing shop. Ray (chan), with information from his connections suggested i go to this reasonably well lit place called cici where mah hair was turned from a furball into a mini-shroom.
Bill described the transformation as from a "dishevelled" viet kid into a "metropolitan" commerce student. As to what that's supposed to imply is open to interpretation (or not, but i cbs). With haircut in hand i went to northshore, and after that met my mum in the car, who's first comment was "You call that a haircut?" Before interrogating me about the cost of it, and then berating me for wasting a whole good $20 on a bowl cut.
What a day.

But anyway, for those who don't really care about my life story and are only here for the (very) good quotes, i'll write this up before i forget.
In phys, Janson was preparing to show us a video and turning the lights off:
Steve:"Oh yay a video on the big screen!"
Hungy:"Lights off, meaning productive actions, such as sleep, can be taken."
Bill:"Don't you mean reproductive actions?"

...And that is why bill is the master.

Oh and kevin, i've got your phone. if youwant it back, better bring me the goods and monies. And to the other guys who like to prank people, i'm letting you guys know i've got a free phone to prank with ^_^

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ohhhh haircut
i need one
show pics !

Anonymous said...

dude what are you talking about. that was the most cosmopolitan haircut I've ever seen <3 xDDD

chewy said...

they love u hungzo ;)