Fuck Formals - alliteration, used to capture the readers' attention.

I have a Lang analysis on Monday.. goes till 4:30.. what a load of croc.

Anywho.... Fark foomallllls D:
I mean it's okay for you blokes, you know.. all you need is a suit, shirt, tie shoes. DONE.

Most of you probably have suits from last year and shoes... whereas chicks.. man.. have to spend so much on so little.

So either, you're a girl who didnt go last year (me..) or a girl who did go last year..(EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.. who doesnt have a pee pee).. regardless of whichever category you fall into.. you still have to buy shit loads of .. well.. "Shit".

I mean wtf..
we.. (It feels odd to group myself with other girls.. but hey thats because I'm a tranny right? [I made the joke, now move on]) have to buy like.. LET ME LIST IT..

LIST FORM(al)!

- Dress
- Coat? (From last year? I don't know..)
- A clutch/purse/bag etc( WTF IS A CLUTCH?)
- Shoes..
- APPARENTLY MAKE UP?!
- Cost for hair cut, style (no idea)
- SOMETHING ABOUT JEWELLERY?


I mean I've wasted so much money. FUCK THIS SHIT. IVE DECIDED TO GO NEKKID D<

EVERYONE WILL DROP AND THEIR EYES WILL BURN.. I think this section is deserving of a bible passage -

Publish Post

"And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine."

And now you know how terrifiying it will be.

ALSO, what I don't understand (this part will probably fall on deaf ears) is why everyone is so hyped up about having "karaoke" in the hummer? It's like a 30 minute drive, and you guys are harping over what songs will be available?.. I'm going to get inebriated just so my hearing will be distorted.