Old quotes

Note: yes this is all taken from the old (like 10 mins old) wordpress site. STupid wordpress. ANyway...

Not from any particular place, but these are still..erm…funny? I dunno. maybe not. probs a bit outdated. but for the lack of anything else these can go here to fill some space :S

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. And you don’t want to get any on you.

Prepare for epicness..........

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“Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”

Humans developed languages in order to fufill their desire to whine.

Copying from one person is plagiarism, copying from many is research.