later that night....

Tonight i bring you a special exclusive blog on how to ace that annoying VCE, with special insight given by bill (a.k.a. the master)

->Bill's quote of the century/master rule to aceing vce (yes that's right aceing. He's going to finish vce with an enter of 100, unlike the rest of us nubs):
"Social interaction is inversely proportional to vce study score."-Bill
In english: The more you go out, the dumber you get. The more friends you have, the dumber you get. Only way to get smarter: Stay at home and study all day, and if you need to avoid friends/other people, you may wag school as well to achieve it.

->Bill's rule#2: Study 3/4's in 1/2 class, since 1/2 classes are a waste of time, or whatever equivalent you have for year 11 and 12
Example (in the middle of general, bill was spotted with a methods book):
Hungy:"Hey bill, why're you doing puny methods in general for?"
Bill:"Check the book."
Hungy:"Oh...shit. 3/4. owned."
(repeat for chem, phys, and general/spec in the near future.)

Bill's rule#3: Deceive other people into thinking you're dumb or lazy.
"Physics? Nah cbb. Think my time will be better spent studying general or something."-Bill before physics exams.
Bill got 99% on that exam. Stupid bill.

Bill's 4th rule: People are shifty. Especially if they insist they aren't. All other people are enemies in VCE and should be treated accordingly.
This is the mentality one should adopt if one wishes to ace vce.
Bill demonstrates by saying:"tonite i've talked to you [hungy], kevin and francis...and all 3 of you have referred to me as "the master"... ... .. i bet its a conspiracy...trying to flatter me into losing my guard so that u nubs can pwnzors me [in vce]."

Blah, there's alot more, but this is taking too long and bill probably won't be too happy that i'm sharing all of his secrets. So whatever, an update may or may not follow. (lol)