Don't know why

I didn't think of posting this up earlier, but Steve found this in the unposted archives, so here it is. Its pretty long, so i'll summarize it for you in the tl;dr version:
David:"Help me!"
Hungy:"Fuck me."
David:"Where and when?"
Hungy:"Tomorrow at school."
David:"Fuck you."
Hungy:"That's the plan."
David:"Fuck."

Prepare for wall of text:

David says (10:36 PM):
*HOW DO U WRITE A CONTEXT ESSAY
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:40 PM):
*FUCK ME
David says (10:40 PM):
*PLACE + TIME
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:42 PM):
*TOMORROW. T7. 2:00
David says (10:42 PM):
*fuck u
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:42 PM):
*that's the plan
David says (10:42 PM):
*thats involuntary
David says (10:43 PM):
*and by then id be too busy getting fucked to fuck u and then learn how to write context essay
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:44 PM):
*it doesn't matter./ we're both fucked anyway
David says (10:45 PM):
*TELL ME HOW
David says (10:47 PM):
*SO LET ME TELL U ABOUT ROBERT DREWE'S GAY MEMOIR THE SHARK NET WHERE HE DEMONSTRATES MEMORY MAY NOT BE AS RELIABLE AS WE THINK
*AS TIME PASSES OUR MEMORY BECOMES FUCKED UP THEREFORE OUR SENSE OF REALITY IS FUCKED TOO
David says (10:48 PM):
*ROBERT DREWE HAS A MASSIVE DICK
*BUT IN RUTH'S VERSION OF REALITY HE HAS A TINY DICK BECAUSE RUTH HAS A FRIKIN MASSIVE VAGINA
David says (10:49 PM):
*THEREFORE IT CAN BE CONCLUDED THAT REALITY IS PURELY SUBJECTIVE AND WE ALL CONSTRUCT OUR OWN VERSION OF THINGS BASED ON OUR PERSONAL CIRCUMSTANCES
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:49 PM):
*oh oh
*i did a essay on this too
*sex.
David says (10:49 PM):
*gimme a mark
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:49 PM):
*9/10
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:50 PM):
*epic winnar
David says (10:50 PM):
*W00T
*but carroll wud give me a 3
*if i take out swear words
*no 2
*-2 if i include swear words
*HAI
*HER REALITY MUST BE REALLY FUCKED
*COZ HUNGY'S REALITY IS SUPERIOR TO ALL
David says (10:51 PM):
*SO I DESERVE 9
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:51 PM):
*no
*i get 10
*cuz carrol loves me.
*and cuz i'm beast english
*esp. about sex n drugs n shit
David says (10:52 PM):
*hungy(L)ms carroll
*sex
David says (10:53 PM):
*maybe i should give her more
*so i can get 10s as well
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:53 PM):
*no way. you too noobshit
*not hardcore enough
David says (10:54 PM):
*i can go harder than you
*oh snap
*wait ur not blogging any of this shit r u
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:54 PM):
*ehehehehehhehehehe
*OWNED BITCH
*say your prayers
David says (10:54 PM):
*fex?
*i never see ur blog anyway
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:55 PM):
*lol
*but eveyroen else will
David says (10:55 PM):
*BUT IF U DO U MUST START WITH "FUCK ME" PART
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:55 PM):
*http://fibercakes.blogspot.com/
David says (10:55 PM):
*THAT U SAID
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:55 PM):
*no wai
*i show other people that u r noobshit
*and i pwnzor you
David says (10:55 PM):
*OR ELSE I CLAIM U R DISTORTING THE TRUTH
*I SUE UR ASS
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:55 PM):
*WHO'S REALITY BITCH
David says (10:56 PM):
*FACE MY REALITY BITCH

/Wall of text

For those of you with amazing attention spans and got through all of that, or half a brain and skiped through it, here's some other stuff from last night that you can have.

"I don't want anyone to get drunk....but is 60 cans of beer enough?"-Vincent
I really wonder if it was enough.

Steve:"...that guy's ugly, well okay not ugly, but not good looking..."
Hungy:"Oh I wouldn't know, I have no taste in guys."
Actually I dunno why that's there.

Also Stalin once said that "Quantity is a quality of its own." Hence I declare this post a quality post (lays stooph bashing bait).