I have decided

that life is a war on boredom.
"The gods were bored, and so they created man. Adam was bored because he was alone, and so Eve was created, thus boredom entered the world, and increased in proportion to the increase of population. Adam was bored alone; then Adam and Eve were bored together; then Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel were bored en famillie; then the population of the world increased, and the people were bored en masse..."-Søren A. Kierkegaard

So yeah, you're here today because your parents were bored. Think about it.

"Hrm...if I had a thousand bucks to plan my 18th with...I dunno. Put it in the bank, probably."-Charles