I figured

that i'm slipping back into story mode again. To compensate, here's one from our beloved cousin Stooph:

Hungy/Stooph (Unis): "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
Now for the actual quote:
"Oh man this is sad; we're going like 'wheeeeeeee on skype.' You totally need a girlfriend and I totally need a boyfriend to make sure this never happens again."-Stooph

In hindsight its not as funny as it was at the time. But it is still retarded and it is the piece of cousin stooph you've been craving for. And worst of all its true.