Kegs' bastardry

I knew this would happen one day. Its what you get when you do law: turns good kids (read: idiots) into rat kids like john.

Hungy:"So, Pugs asked me to help get him a guitar right...."
Kegs:"Just get him a toy guitar."
Hungy:"Ahaha, you ratbag. Though, I think he's serious about it."
Kegs:"I'm serious about it too..."