Happy 19th. So you know, I never checked, so its all your fault that I didn't wish you that on the exact day you turned 19. Nonetheless, I hold that my message is still valid since you are still 19th. Unless your parents lied to you, but that's hardly my fault.
Today I went to see Francis, we ended up talking about pubs and getting drunk, and he was all like:
"So one time me and Hardika went to the bar, and we bought some whiskey from outside into the bar. Since we weren't supposed to B.Y.O. we both ordered a glass of water each, then went to the toilet and filled up our glasses with liquor."-Francis, a confession.
And you thought you were Asian, didn't you.
"That was Hardika's idea!"-Francis, an afterthought.
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