Lol

"If I ever make a football team, I think our mascot will be Paddington Bear."-Bill

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'My Bio professor with a fake American accent said something quotable while rambling about inheritance:
"My wife and I have two daughters, one of them seems to have gotten all her genes from me. The other one...we don't know who she looks like. People say the mailman."-That bio professor.'-Bill
See what I did there?